i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die like really fast. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days
diamond
the word you’re looking for is diamond
no a rock
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OH MY GOD IT ALL MAKES SENSE
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I want to get my nipples pierced so that when I have kids and I breast feed them they can get milk out of three different holes.
I don’t wanna go to college. I want to get a cheap little apartment in a small town where I can share my life with my two cats. Sleep whenever I want. Eat anything I want. Live life the way I want.
Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.
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